Satire

"MOVE!" "Could you walk any slower?" "Hey, there's still room to walk. Why don't you move over and take up the entire hallway."

Ah, I just love it when I'm in a rush to get somewhere like caff, my locker, or to find someone before they leave but I can't because the hallways are so freaking crowded. With the amount of people in the school, you wouldn't think that student traffic could get any worse. But guess what, it can. The two most popular ways to make an already overpopulated hallway even more so are people who walk like old people, and just stand in the middle of the hallways doing nothing but taking up space.

There is absolutely nothing more wonderful than people walking as slow as ninety year olds. Actually, I'm sure there are some ninety year olds who walk faster than some of the kids in our school. I mean seriously. There can't be anyway that they could walk any slower even if they had their shoelaces tied together. And then on top of walking slow, they act as if they have no freaking clue where on earth they are going. Come on people! You have legs for a reason; try using them to walk faster.

Hanging out with a big group of friends is not a problem at all. The problem occurs when that big group of friends slowly grows to masses almost completely unpassable. I seen on many occasions a group so large that people walking both ways are forced to take turns passing. There have even been a few time where I've seen a single group of people block the entire hallway; absolutely no way of passing. It's almost as if they expect the rest of the school to either just wait for them to move when they want to, or somehow fly over them just so they can take their sweet time talking. If people would just stop taking up space and walking slower than an old person there would be alot less student traffic.